Most football fans are the typical man, and 85% of typical men have dogs (statistic credit: my ass). So what better gift to get him than a jersey...for his dog! And at 29.95, it's a steal! Any pooch is going to be styling fo sho in this jersey. Look at that stud in the picture, he won't be able to keep the poodles off of him. Now people, one of my pet peeves is dressing up your animals. But if i got this for Christmas, i would be nice, i would make my dog try it on...then return and/or burn it.
Another "amazing" gift that i found is stylish, but useful. That's right you guessed it, team color plastic cutlery (don't be ashamed, i ooo'd and ahhh'd too). And get this, they come in TWO different colors. Why, the possibilities are endless! Also, this gift comes in at only 3.50, so it's the perfect gift for people that you don't really care about. And, it's disposable. I don't know about you, but to me, that's a major plus.
Finally, a stocking stuffer. This one is a nice break from the usual stocking stuffers of socks and tooth brushes. It's your very own team specific, football shaped candle. This is another little cheapy gift (5.95) but it's from the heart, and that's all that counts, isn't it? What better way to relax than to take a nice warm bath and light up your ugly, unscented, football shaped candle (they used to be scented but jock strap never really caught on). And my favorite part about this, this might sound evil, is that it's gone in a matter of hours. It's just right for that relative you're angry at. Take that grandma! That's what you get when i get clothes for Christmas, Bitch!
Well i hope these gifts gave you some good ideas, but if you still want more, you can go to NFLshop.com. That's the NFL's official online store. So go out now and get your plastic cutlery before it all gets snatched up and good luck in the rest your holiday shopping.
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