Apparently, I’m the only man in America that watches the NFL and doesn’t suffer from erectile dysfunction. I have to be. Why else would I tune into a football game and see a commercial for Viagra or Cialis every ten minutes? That means every ten minutes I have to watch the same long commercial with two people in bathtubs on the beach or the gray haired husband and wife who dance to get in “the mood”.
These commercials are just unbelievable. I don’t have a bathtub on the beach and if I did, I wouldn’t use it. I’m a shower man. And I sure as hell don’t waltz to get my motor running. But then again, that’s just me. If you’re going to make me watch these commercials all the time, at least make them a little more believable. Be honest in your commercials Viagra. I know how this stuff works. You take it then you sit around playing monopoly until it kicks in.
I can’t be the only guy who feels this way. All of us football fans know these commercials by heart. We all know the famous words, “If you have an erection lasting longer than four hours…” And what if DID have an erection lasting longer than four hours? It would be by choice! Don’t try to run my life Viagra. And what better time to think about your penis than when you’re watching 22 sweaty, ripped men run around on a football field, getting dirty and tackling each other. Ok, that got too graphic.
I’m sorry I’m ranting but I really hate these commercials. I don’t have ED, I don’t need Viagra or Cialis, and I really don’t want to have to sit through these dopey commercials every Sunday. Put them on the golf channel or some channel where all the viewers might actually be interested. Just let me watch my game with a few manly commercials for beer and beef jerky slipped in there, then I’ll be happy.
