With the new election just in the books we have to focus on the main issue. But what is the main issue? Is it the economy? The war? No, of course not. The main issue is what will Obama pick as the White House dog. This is very, very gripping news people.
There is a shocking twist to this story though, Obama's daughter is allergic to dogs (cue the cliche, something really big just got revealed music). So that doesn't leave much of a choice now does it? I mean, if the dog has fur, she's going to be allergic to it. Just what is a president-elect to do? Well lucky for him, the madness continues. The great nation of Peru has offered him the (kinda) perfect solution, a hairless breed of dog. Not only is it the ugliest god damn thing i have ever seen, it still won't help his daughter. If she's allergic to dogs, she'll be allergic to this dog too. And can you imagine trying to pet this thing? It'd be like groping a raincoat while wearing rubber gloves. And what if it gets sweaty? That's gross. Plus it's probably going to sell our secrets to Peru. And that's bad news bears.
So Barack, this is your first major decision of your of your presidency, maybe your life. Who's it gonna be? The dog or your daughter? Which one is gets the bedroom and which one gets the yard? This is why we voted for you. To make these tough decisions. So make sure that you make the right decision, the next four years depend on it.
1 comment:
I completely agree, what is more Un-American/presidential than not having a dog in the white house? As far as I can tell nothing... Barack really needs to think about this. There must be a small room somewhere in the White House, just big enough for his daughter and the dog. They just have to find somewhere where she will be seen, a spot for her to do her business...I am sure that the secret service guys can find a room for his daughter.I mean it's such a touchy subject, but we all know that the president can't do anything with out man's best friend.
Post a Comment